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Monday, November 20, 2006

a silly story to tell.kapchai story

first of all..wohoo...finally i m updating my blog again.ahaha.. :P

ok,this story happened a few years back,when i was studying in form 4.
went to yumcha wit my buddies yesterday n suddenly we talked abt it and we felt tat it's quite a silly n funny thing we did!haha..so,i decided to post this up and share wit u guys. =P

ok here it goes...

When i was studying secondary school,i got no transport.Everywhere i wan to go i need to take those stupid-useless-not-so-convenient public transport.
One day,my close buddy(Aaron) got a motorcycle from his dad.Err...actually he curi curi pakai only.It was a quite old motorcycle.The model is err...Suzuki duno wat 70.If i not mistaken lar,i only remember its a quite a buruk wun.
So,from tat day we alwiz go lepak n round round wit the kapcai.Well u can imagine it,u got no transport then suddenly got a kapcai.huulaaa..apa lagi?hehe..but no no,we are not rempits okeh? "-__-

On one nite,while we was long kai-ing wit the kapcai...we hv no idea where to go as we went to a lot of places edy in the few weeks after we got the kapcai.
Then,suddenly my buddy came out wit an idea.

Me : Oi,bored lar...where to go?
My buddy : Err...wat abt PD?
Me : WHAT?PD?u mean Port Dickson??
My buddy : Yeah
Me : OMG.Tats dem far away okeh?And u want to to there wit this motor buruk?
My buddy : No,it's not that far.Follow da highway i think can reach in 45min like tat only.*he trying hard to persuade me*
Me : U sure ah?can reach meh?
My buddy : Can la..lets go lar.Nowhere to go!
Me : Err...Ok la,lets go!!

**FYI,we both doesnt have lisence.yes,not even L.And...the kapcai no roadtax wun."-_-

So,we departed from Serdang at around 12midnite+...
After abt 10min journey where we was on the highway,suddenly it started raining!
Oh shit...but luckily it was only drizzling.Then,we stopped under a fly over as we want to wear raincoat.OMG,my buddy told me tat there's only 1 raincoat raincoat wit lotsa hole n koyak koyak wun.
So,he worn it n we shared the raincoat.Imagine,he ride the kapcai and i hug him from behind to avoid hit by the rain.It's pain okeh.

Half of the journey,we xchange place and it's my turn to ride the kapcai.
OMG,when we reach the highway...err sowie i duno wats the name of the highway but u know wat?It was totally dark as there's no lamp post at all on the highway!*ask Mr Samy abt this okeh?*
The lamp from the kapcai is absolutely not bright enuf.We need to follow the side line on the highway which is in white color to see the direction.No kiddin okeh.
So dark,so cold and so scary.But somehow,we felt it was kinda fun.hehehe..still small mah tat time. =P

Okeh,we finally reached PD in abt an hour.When we reached PD town,OMG..it's even more scary.The whole town no ppl wun.The only place got ppl is at the police station.
We wanted to piss.Very kap.But no toilet.We beh tahan,stopped at a place on the roadside and then only we realised we are standing nex to an empty shop...look very scary also.But we dun care abt it...all we want is pisssss...The wind is blowing at the speed 25km/h quite heavy at tat time.It was very cold.
While we was pissing,all a sudden we heard "woofff,woffff!!wofffff!!"*dogs barking*

OMFG.We was shocked like mad.Sumore we are pissing okeh.Then we looked around...and looked around..but wadefuk,we din see any dogs!! "-_______-
Without think twice,we ran to our kapcai and zappppp away.I even nothcet zip my pant.....

Then,we went to the beach.We parked on the roadside again and we realised sumthing...
Sumthing tat made us laughed at ourself like shit.
We found a brand new raincoat in the kapcai basket which was hidden under some old newspaper!!
OMG,we all the way from Serdang wit a raincoat buruk tat we both shared...and we found this brand new raincoat after we reached there.Yes,it's a brand new wun.OMG.We juz cant stop laughing at our stupidness...hahaha

Since it was very cold tat time,we both wear the raincoat and decided to walk to the beach.As we walking towards the beach we saw a lot of torch lights flashing on the floor and as we walk nearer,all the lights gone.And seconds later we saw a group of peoples running away.
We have no idea wat happen and seeing they all running away,me and my buddy also doubt tat wheter we shld walk further thinking of maybe they saw shark or pirate or robber or ghost and bla bla bla...
So we faster walk back to our kapcai.

Me : Eh,why tell all run away huh?
My buddy : I dont know le,so weird!
Me : What they doin there wit thier torch light?
My buddy : Maybe they want to collect those cockle/shellfish thingy?
Me : Hmm....maybe they saw us in our raincoat,look like those pegawai or guard and want to halau them huh?
My buddy : Hahahaha!!Maybe!!

kekekek...we never knew wats the reason..but i think we might hv scared them wit our raincoat tat made us look like guard. =P aha!

So..there's nothing much to do in PD.After we lepak for a while,we decided to go back.It was around 2am+ if i not mistaken.
RM3 petrol tat we fueled up b4 we departed from Serdang is finishing.
So we went to search for petrol station nearby.We found one not long after that.
When we reach the petrol station,we saw a guy(a bangladesh) sleeping on a chair.He's the only person we saw so i came down from kapcai and walk to him as we want to pay money and fill the petrol.

Me : Bang...
Bangladesh : ZZzzZZZzzzz
Me : Bang...(Louder)
Bangladesh : ZZzzzzzZZZzzz
Me : Halo Bang!Mau isi petrol bang!(quite loud)
Bangladesh : ZzzzzzZZZzzz
*Since no response,i pat oh his shoulder.A few times.Guess wat?NO RESPONSE AT ALL OKEH!!watdefuk,is he dead?OMG.We want to fill petrol wei.
Then my fren came over wit kapcai and we decided to use the kapcai hon to wake him up.

Kapcai : BINNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!! *sound from the horn*
Bangladesh : ZZzzZZZZzzzzZZZZz "-__-

While we trying to wake him up,suddenly a police patrol car coming in to the petrol station.

Me : Oh SHIT.Police car!!Lets go!

We have no license,no roadtax and i think we do look suspicios.Haha.So,we start the engine and zaaapppppppppp.....

Thank God they din chase us,i think they wan to fill petrol as well.
We wonder how the police gonna wake up the bangladesh.
But who cares?We must keep zaaaping wei.Haha...

Then,we saw another petrol station at the opposite side from the bangladesh station.So we made a u-turn and thank God there are few ppls and the person who take care of the station is not sleeping.Fuh...
So we faster fill up the petrol as we affraid the patrol car will come to this petrol station also if they cant wake up the bangladesh.hahaha

Okeh,petrol fueled up and we are ready to start the journey back home.
When we are leaving the town suddenly my buddy saw the signboard wit the direction to Malacca...

My buddy : Hey,lets go to Malacca?It's not far from here!*pointing his finger at the signboard*
*i forgot how far is Malacca stated on the signboard from PD but err...not tat to far i think.IF by car*
Me : Woi,gila kah!!No no lets go home!!
My buddy : ....ok ok...

So Malacca plan is OFF and we continue our journey.It was around 3am if i not mistaken when we are on the highway.It's even colder,darker and lagi scary!No car weh!!
After abt 20min like tat it was my turn to ride the kapcai.
Full throttle,we are riding the kapcai at top speed...80km/h. -__-
During the journey,i shaked like shit at times cuz it was really sooo cold.
While i was riding the kapcai trying to concentrate on the road,suddenly i saw some flashing light from the right side mirror.Those like ambulance flashing light u know?
The light is coming slowly from behind...and we are still riding 80km/h.
We wonder wat car is that.is it a police patrol car?On no not again pls...
Few moments later,the car is next to us.
It's van...
A van tat...carrying..corpse..
It's those van tat carry malay corpse.They call it VAN MAYAT.
*true story okeh.NO JOKES or story making.*

....

My buddy : dont see dont see,juz go ahead..
Me : *SHAKING* yes i m affraid okeh.

Then,i try to go faster as the van is crusing at the same speed wit us.The van is next to us for abt a min b4 i gave up and go slower instead of trying to go faster.It's impossible jor okeh?

What make us scary like mad is...we saw a malay lady in tudung inside the van.
She's most prolly sitting next to the coffin...and she look down all the way.
The van is fully covered wit it's body but there's a small window at the back,and tat's where we saw the lady.
Finally,the van is slowly dissapear as i slowed down the kapcai.
OMG.I m a free thinker but tat time i we was dem takut okeh?Sumore wit the cold weather and the blowing wind... "+__+

Not long after the incident,we changed turn to ride the kapcai.I beh tahan wit the coldnessssss jor.


will update when i m free..hehe

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